master - to conquer or get something

buck - something nasty or gay or whatever

fagote- faggot, pronounced (fah-hoe-tay)

who dat be das wayne? - lyric from Hot Boys - Bling Bling, basically means "Who the hell is that???" but to be polite you'd want to say this instead ,cuz the dude dont know wants going one but you do

get sponsored - this means you bout to get free product from a store (by snaking it of course) example="Hey jo, drop by that 7-11 I'm bout to get sponsored by them"

cookies - when people consecutively land tricks in a row, i.e - if two people land their tricks back-to-back, its a double cookie

horsekick - when you go for a ollie or ollie to grind and you kick out last second, usually happnes on big staircases or handrails

peter pan - when you have ABSOLUTELY NO PLANS on commiting to your trick,and you just brainlessly go for it nevertheless and you wind up hovering down the obstacle completely deteached from your board

carcass tossing - skating stairs

stuntastic - skating handrails or other big stuff

peed - shortend form of the word "peeped"

shitting dicks - to skate terrible, you know, everybody has those days

laying eggs - youre skating totally lazy, you could land your shiot consistent or clean but you dont because youre tired,or just dont care or whatever

balee dat - It means that you better recognize, and Balee Dat!

the sways- used first by Slim Diddybean to describe when Kessler gets too drunk and starts to sway from one side to the other, almost falling over each time

peepers - survellaince cameras i.e - "Hey jo are there any peepers in the store cuz im finna gank some shiot"

turkay - eating shiot

parkay - eating shiot at a park

scholar - lyric from Project Pat - Make Dat Azz Clap "wearing tight clothes make yall scholars"

BFBs - butt fuckin boots (dirtyass Timbo's)

SFBs - skull fuckin boots (those boots that go upto your knees and got mad straps for fuckin da brains outta bitch)

VBF - Vache Be Fuckin, picture Vache naked with his erect camellike penis dripping from his crotch and him rubbing his hairy eggs and tits..........and then picture him slammin ASTALUHHUAA BOTTAGURRAET SAPTYETAA!

Stunt The Fuck - a.(doing hardcore hammers) b.(doing something to the ultimate extreme)
ex."Yo, Im finna stunt the fuck on that bitch" translates to "Hey, I am planning to initiate conversation with that woman in order so I can have sexual relations and/or recieve sexual favors)
ex. "Dawg, we's finna stunt the fuck on the bottle or wassap?" translates to "My friend, are we to consume excess amounts of alcohol or not? Have at you sir"

Buttfrankin - butt fuckin

D.A.N. - Donkey Ass Nigga; ignorant person

D.A.N. 2.0 - Donkey Ass Nigga; an even more ignorant person, hence the upgrade to 2.0

Ching Chongs - a.k.a people of Asian background, but they dont really mind, theyre too busy making Kawasakis in the rice pattys

Ca$h Money Motto - "drank till you throw up", [reference]- "....stunt the fuck on the bottle"

Stole off - punching a person ex."Jo, I stole off that D.A.N."

"Aight, Aight" - the proper way to end a conversation, inspired by Devon "Big Ten" Beard, fuck GoodByes or Peaces

BTF - Bounce The Fuck; phrase turned popular AIM lingo; meaning to leave

"Tha Block is hot" - lyrics from Lil' Wayne - Tha Block Is Hot, describing a place that is packed or about to be to maximum capacity ex."Dawg, I tried to skate Wilson but the block was hot, so I BTF to Burnham"

Tizzle - ponytail

Ride - short for finna" Ride the shit outta you"; meaning to make fun of, or tease

Pokies - when tit nipples can be seen "poking" when a person is wearing a t-shirt/sweater etc.

Boomerang Dick - when a dude bats on one side of the plate too much and his porksword ends up curving to the extreme to one side from the excessive masterbation

Young- Inspired by Slim; word used to describe articles of clothing that are too small for the person wearing it ex."Fuck man, this shirt be young as fuck, I aint sported it since 8th grade"

Chad - Inspired by Copper (Tom, one of Drew's Homies) basically a Abercrombie and Bitch Nigga; preppie. Here at T.O.D. we are qualified M.D's with Ph.Ds and shit in this type of field and we's committed to saving you from being a Chad the Fuck. How do you know if yous a Chad? Peedeese telltale signs:

Popped collar

Young polos and/or t-shirts

Spray on tan

Denim that have pre-built holes, skeet stains and strain marks and shit

Mandals

Spiked hair the fuck

Headwear that includes: visors, mesh hats with the Chad bill (bent the fuck bill, like were talkin its damn near about to shape a "V" ), or backwards hats wore over the eyebrows

Anything remotely Abercrombie

All of the above with EXTREME amounts of cologne

If you suffer from one or more of these symptoms, immediately seek radical attention. Only you can prevent faggot fires

RoboChad - the highest level of chad

"catchin rain" - term used to describe faggots who sport their visors upside down and backwards

camel dicks - mufuckas of Middle Eastern descent

BNB- the title of president is not worthy of Bush, hence the only title appropiate for this faggot is "bitch nigga"

nuggets - testicular devices located under your ding dong

jakes - police

CTF - Clowned The Fuck. Phrase used to describe someone who just got exposed/embarresed/etc

"MAPUTEESA" - in the language of VBF this basically means "let us buttfuck"

gak - getting slimed on, and I aint talkin bout the shit on Nickelodeon

gakcident - a blooper or a'ALL ccident involving gak

gakcess - when a bitch is loose and/or easy then best believe you got "easy gakcess". Jeeah! But, however if a bitch comes atchu with some boyfriend bullshit then "gakcess denied"

spittin wet flame- ridin the piss or breakin balls

spittin raw- spit raw (talkin game) ata bitch to initiate buttfuckin or cop dome

street cat - homie thas schemin in cahoots with other cats of the night to sponsor your whizzip or your ca$h money

"its bout whateeEEEEEva" -*DISCLAIMER- THIS SHIT IS BOUT WHATEeeeEEVA 

 BUTASSS FROM DA WAIST - rockins your birthday suit, BUTTASS NEKKED

 RASTABUUULIAAAHHH! - rasta faggots

 drrrtayyyy gurl- dont matta bout your pluming.  Y'ALL are DIRRRTAYYYY girrrrrrrllz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

flava -persoan, place, thing, ideaz, drink...its bout whateeeva. (refer to "is bout whateeva)

get bit -what these homies does to yous:  king cobra, CAMOFLAUGE camillion, tizilt, and any general stunna sauce

 camoflauge camillion- illest stunna sauce. 10.5%=og camo, 9.0%=desert camo and if you sip on urban camo you wet as piss

stunna sauce- THAT DRANK

 wet as piss- you wet jo

______________________Skate Terms________________________

blaster - ollie

floater - ollie where you dont pop

alligators - f/s crook

flop - heelflip

mission impossible - imposibble

choncha - varial flip

choncho - varial heelflip

foibles - f/s feebles

blizzard - blunt (applies to noseblunts as well)

tizzle - tailslides

nizzle - noseslides

nollie blop - nollie bigspin heelflip

rick flip - fakie bigspin heelflip

smioth - smith grinds

danglers - smith grinds that arent held up and totally just hang off the obstacle

cum guzzling clown - (cum guzzler for short) b/s 180 switch nosegrind

twirlybirds - 180 nosegrind 180 out (the hard way)

spinners - 360 kickflips, not tre flips, youre spinning 360 with the flick

pretzel - 270 out of a slide

pretzelslide - 270 to switch boardslide

pretzelslizzard - 270 to switch noseslide

MJ - switch shove it revert (pivot way) coined after Marc Johnson

Stevie - switch shove it revert (full revert done in the air, think of his ender ender in DC Video) coined after Stevie Williams

Mule - bigspin f/s board, coined after Erik Ellington

Joey - switch f/s shove, coined after Joey Suriel

krillz - crooked grind

fakie - fakie, pronounced ( fah-kay)

OG footed - regualr footed

dolphin flips - over flips, dove flips, whatever you been callin em, Kessler been landin em

Harm - 180 nosegrind 180 out ( the easy way) coined after Josh Harmony

King Kong - b/s 180 to switch 5-0

King Kong back to King - when you do a b/s 180 to switch 5-0 but rather than coming off to fakie or doing a regular half cab out, you do a f/s half cab out

Dr.Pepper - fakie 5-0 (think nollie nosegrind but fakie)

Sgt.Pepper - fakie nosegrind (think nollie 5-0 but fakie)

Dr.Manual - fakie ollie switch nose manual

Sgt.Manual - fakie ollie switch manual

chainsaw - front foot impossible

3 6 Mafia - 360 ollie, i.e "Dude Ethan Fowler's last trick in That's Life is a b/s 3 6 mafia down this huge four stair"

hardy - hardflip

criddler - a smith grind that isnt held down properly and looks like a cockeyed 5050, this usually occurs backside

peanut butter and jelly remix - f/s half cab to OG footed f/s nosegrind

peanut butter and jelly ultimate remix - f/s half cab nose 270 out

Peote - f/s full cab. Coined after Peote since he mastered the fuck

VBF - b/s krillz fakie

sparkles - one of the most epic tricks ever..........b/s noseblizzunts

froghop - parallel ollieing over a obstacle (as if you was finna grind/slide it)

back front - b/s 5-0 f/s 180 out

front back - f/s 5-0 b/s 180 out