This is what it be like:
OG: "What Section of the store do you work in?"
Boris: "moving scooters" (aka slave)
OG: "What is your paywage?"
Boris: "You're not putting that on there"
OG: "What is your fellow Employee status?"
Boris: "Spectactular, fantastic, i'm a bitch, fine bitches to work with..."
OG: "How is your Kinpin aka Bossman?"
Boris: "i aint got a boss"
OG: "What is the duration of a Cigarette break/BFB break?"
Boris: "i can go out as many times as i want, usually 15 breaks a day. Seriously...me working there....i would smoke a pack a day"
OG: "what is your workload like?"
Boris: "i dont have shit, i just have to bullshit...I go....I go.....I go puff a fuckin bowl, go get food, and the rest of the day i Bullshit....a lot of hot moms....andddd.....that shit aint happening."
OG: "What are your favorite products that they have at Dick's?
Boris: "handwarmer pouches, and little massage things that you stick in your pants. they light up and vibrate. you lean up against one of those shelves and you put it against your balls"
OG: "What's the best thing you had to help a customer with?"
Boris: "A hot ass mom came up to me and told me to try a jacket on to see if it looks good on her son...then she told me it wasnt my color.....drew please dont put any of this on there."
OG: "Would you recommend working at Dick's Sporting Goods?"
Boris: "(laugh) hell ass no, because......i dunno...there's too many hot moms and you can never do anything about it cause you'd get fired"
Wodeee: "you'd get fired if you fuck wit em?"
Boris: "Drew dont put that shit on there....wow you fuckin bitch...."
5 min later
Boris: "Drew please dont put that on there."
5 min later
Boris: (unintelligible mumbles)
Final Verdict: 25 out of 5 stizzars
